And everyone who doesn't want a side of radiation poisoning with their piña colada went, "huh?" God Bless the people of Guam and God Bless the United States of America. We are with you 1,000 per cent.
But amid the reassurances, something seemed... off. After adding that he should have been in office eight years ago, Trump said, "I have to say, Eddie, you're going to become extremely famous".
"You just went to 110 I think", Mr Trump joked.
He added, lowering his voice: "This is between you and I. But you don't talk like they talk". Asked if the USA was going to war, he said cryptically, "I think you know the answer to that". "It just looks like a attractive place", he said. They're showing so much. "It just looks like a attractive place", Trump said.
Calvo posted a video of the conversation to Facebook. On Friday, the president had issued fresh threats of swift and forceful retaliation against nuclear North Korea, declaring the USA military "locked and loaded" and warning that the communist country's leader "will regret it fast" if he takes any action against US territories or allies.
On Aug. 8, Trump told reporters than any threats from North Korea would be met with "fire and fury," comments which helped aggravate an already tetchy relationship between the two nations.
Tensions between North Korea and the USA escalated this week amid increasingly heated rhetoric between Washington and Pyongyang.
Trump has warned the North that it would "truly regret" attacking the USA, and that the USA military is "locked and loaded".
Strangely, Trump stressed that the crisis could actually be good for the economy of Guam, while perhaps indicating where he'll take his next family vacation.
"Mr President, as the Governor of Guam, representative of Guam's people, and as an American citizen, I felt never more safe and confident with you at the helm", the Governor said with a smile. Guam Homeland Security additionally released a fact sheet on how to prepare for an imminent missile threat.
Well, at least someone is planning.